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(ok i know you've been patient with me on waiting for me to upload this site since it's taken me forever, thanks) this page is dedicated to my band i play guitar and am on lead vocals and my friend brittney plays the keyboard. our drum player is always changing. we are called the fishbones. to the left you see one of the posters i made for our band. the name the fishbones came to me in a dream and it sounded like the best name we had come across. we went through a few names (one of my favorites: the nypho pixies- which is one i want to go back to but i figure that will be the name of our first album, so look for it) we will probably start a new site for our band when we have enough information to put up for it.
the fishbones play (not just one) many types of music, you probably won't hear us play country (cause i think it's the anti music) or rap ( you can't spell crap without it) unless in mochary of the lousy excuses for music they are. we primarily play metal and rock, sometimes folk music ( no, it's not fiddle music, more like fiona apple) since we are a basement band (we would be a garage band were there room) you probably won't see us playing around town, so if you want to hear us then get a tape from me or stay in a smokey (from inscense) basement with us and hear us live. if you can't do either of the above you can at least look at pictures and read lyrics to our songs ( as soon as i have them up ) the band lyrics will be on THIS PAGE, not to be confused with some of my solo workings on various pages here.
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Lyrics
i'm an old man:
i was riding on my harley
when i saw a van of girls
and i followed them
look of exstacy on my face
'cause i'm an old man
yea, i'm an old man
i need a bed pan
when i fell down the nurses ran
my kidney's shaped just like japan
i'm a frank sinatra fan
i eat beans from a can
'cause i'm an old man
got set up on a date by pam
for diner we had raisin bran
she was a country music fan
oh, but toots! she was too old for me
so i'm going to go scope out young girls
at drug emporium pharmacy
wile i'm there i'll get viagra so i can tee hee hee
and i've got so many wrinkles
you'd have to iron me
i need catorac surgery so i can see
yeah, i'm an old man
i don't live at home anymore
since i ran into the door
and they found me unconscious on the floor
they thought i was dead but i just had cerebral injuries in my head
oh but tonight is the night i play bingo with fread
i'm going to beat his catatonic ass!
it'll be a gast!
but his time as bingo champion has passed
who's the old man
yes i'm the old man
(do do do me)
i want to lock you in my basement
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i wanna lock you in my basement baby
i wanna chain you to the wall baby
and when you beg for mercy
i'll whip you
i wanna blind your eyes baby
i wanna pump out you insides baby
i wanna blind your eyes until you realize I'm psycho
i wanna strip you clothes baby
right up to your nose baby
i wanna strip your clothes
and surround you with fishbones
because I'm psycho
i wanna stroke you thighs baby
make you realize baby that I'm psycho
i wanna lick you lips
i wanna hug your hips
i wanna put you in-between my legs because i love you
i wanna strips your clothes and hug your hips lick my lips and suck your toes
i won't let you out or let you breath until your psycho too
what about my monkey?:
do you want to play with my monkey
touch it in it's special place
would you like to touch my monkey
and rub it all around your face
i used to think he was a hampster
til' i saw him swinging around
and i said
hey, hey, he's a monkey!
he's my little baby monkey
he is small and brown
so touch him all around
monkey's get horny too
and they express that on you
and i know he's saying
play with me!
touch me in my special place
rub me all around your face
well don't you know
he's my cute little monkey named bobo
he's taken quite a liking to you
look what he's doing in your shoe
monkey;s have feelings too, just like you.
and i'll say it again, my friend
do you wanna play with my monkey
touch it in it's special place
would you like to touch my monkey
and rub it all around your face
no, he's not a ho
he's just my cute little horny monkey, named bobo
oh, bobo, i'm sorry
nobody wants to love you
or touch you
bobo, you're frustrated i know
but you'll always be a cute little monkey to me
bobo, baby, maybe
some will touch you on a very special day
bobo
oh bobo
i love you
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